Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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