You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I love you.
Bad choice
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
