just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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