i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There was a lot of him and a little penis
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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