so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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