at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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