Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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