i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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