Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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