Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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