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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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