ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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