Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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