I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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