What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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