i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Randomize
