It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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