So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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