So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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