Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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