were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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