Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize
