whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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