You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He shit in the fireplace
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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