Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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