I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm bleeding and have questions
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