I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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