he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Sorry about my life...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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