Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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