There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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