i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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