I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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