Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Randomize
