Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
