Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
