Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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