The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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