Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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