Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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