this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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