its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
where are my eyebrows?
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