is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i think my cat just said my name.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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