i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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