im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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