This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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