How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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