you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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