is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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