Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
bring money and cleavage
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
