Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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