it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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