and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Randomize
