we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.