i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
