i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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