When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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